If you are reading this article (and I believe that you are) one of two scenarios is the cause 1.) You are having a horrible summer due to lack of friends/money/transportation/or a life and have resorted to Pantherbook as a means of connection to a seemingly dull world or 2.) You are like me and suffer from summer time insomnia (it is currently 5 a.m. on a Thursday morning). Insomnia, for those of scenario #1, is the inability to sleep. This can be caused by a multitude of things ranging from stress to anxiety to one to many cups of coffee in the morning, or in my case sleeping till 1 in the afternoon. Being an insomniac, I understand the difficulty and annoyance of wanting to sleep but your body not allowing you to. So in light of this condition and through avid research I have come up with the top ten things for insomniacs to do at night/early morning (if its really bad like mine).
INSOMNIACS TOP 10:
- Go on Youtube and search “funny cat videos”
- Follow ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends on Facebook
- Follow ex- boyfriend’s/ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend/girlfriend on Facebook
- Watch every episode of Family Guy on instant Netflix
- Write Pantherbook articles
- Read Pantherbook articles
- Contemplate the meaning of life
- Watch all Jenna Marbles videos on Youtube
- Clean your room
- Send a mass text to everyone in your phone telling them you have insomnia and need someone to talk to
(Note: these also work for those of scenario #1…but maybe you should try to go meet some people)