2023 in Movies!

This will be the movie-going event of the summer without a doubt. Margot Robbie stars as the titular doll alongside Ryan Gosling as Ken. Its trailer showcases many fabulous costumes and even pays homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey of all movies. The all-star cast features the iconic Will Ferrell, SNL’s Kate McKinnon, Shang-Chi star Simu Liu, and more. And yes, THE Great Gerwig, aka the brains behind 2019...

Who blackmailed Adam Driver into starring in this? His character ventures into space and lands on a planet that’s trapped 65 million years in the past. Dinosaurs run amok and he has to protect a young girl from the dangers so they don't wind up dead. The movie most definitely will bomb at the box office and getting a 65% on Rotten Tomatoes would be a stretch. Sounds familiar? It practically seems...

Marvel’s upcoming release slate features many other films like Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania and The Marvels, but who doesn’t want to see Groot, Rocket Racoon, and the whole gang again? Besides, this could potentially serve as a send off to some fan favorites and most definitely will feature another killer soundtrack (Awesome Mix #3, perhaps)....

Does anyone actually want another one of these, especially after eight dragged out sequels and a spinoff? Every movie in the franchise features the same old stuff time and time again: cars, explosions, more cars, family, even more cars. Even worse, the most recent installment seemingly went into outer space for no apparent reason. Hard pass....

Timothee Chalamet dons the iconic suit and top hat in a prequel to the 1971 classic (or 2005 version if you're a Johnny Depp fan). Many were skeptical at first when the project was announced a while back, however, a few set photos of Timmy in costume generated some positive buzz. Even better, the plot is still under wraps, so who knows what treats will be in store from the candy connoisseur himself....

Chris Pratt can be considered a solid actor, but he has infiltrated the voice acting industry for the worse. Although he did a decent job performing as Emmett in The Lego Movie, his attempt to capture Mario’s iconic accent comes off as lazy and quite pathetic. And as much as I love Anya Taylor Joy, I’m not sold on her as Princess Peach. Plus, with just an 85 minute runtime, what can the plot p...